Retrodictions 2008 – or what you should have done with your last 365 breakfasts

Looking back

Recently, I came across an Indian astrology website. It is not, I warn you, something to get involved with if you are not willing to make an effort.

Here, for example, are some of the things you need to do to make sure the future turns out right.

To ward off evil impact of malefic planets for smoothing your life perform astral remedies given below.
Offer one sweetened chappati or bread to the birds daily for propitiating malefic Rahu. OR Offer some part of your income to some oldage home.
Offer one plain chappati or bread to a stray dog daily for appeasing malefic Ketu.  OR Offer service or donation to orphanages.
Offer fresh water to birds daily for all malefic Venus.
Do five minute meditation daily in the morning for malefic Mars.
Offer water daily in the morning to the Sun for malefic Sun OR Service to the old aged persons or father in law.
Offer salted chapatti laced with mustered oil for malefic Saturn. OR Take care for poor and needy employees. Alternatively, you can offer some part of your breakfast (vegetarian) to birds and stray dogs daily as in case you are short of time for performing of these
remedies.
Avoid the following colors: dark black, dark brown, dark steel grey, pink, sky blue and variegated in clothes, home, office
for malefic Rahu, Ketu, Sun, Venus & Saturn.
Offer some yellow colored sweets to birds daily for malefic Jupiter
Offer some green food to the cow twice in a week for malefic Mercury

I was rather distressed by this. No problem dealing with the birds, I am surrounded by pigeons, seagulls, crows and sparrows, and I can certainly muster some oil,  but where would I find a cow to give green food to? Actually it says the cow, so I probably need to buy one (or rent one two days a week) and where shall I keep it? – where my neighbours keep their bicycles? Where would I find a stray dog to share my breakfast with on a daily basis.

But, considering that another website “Free Astrological Predictions of the Future & More! ” listed the following days as bad for the coming month –

3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 20, 25, 27

  • I decided that there was no point standing around aimlessy.

-and so f have loaded  a vehicle with mustered oil, green food, yellow sweets, sweetened, plain and salted chapattis and I am now going out to distribute it to any birds, stray dogs and cows I can find.

Vehicle


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